3 Ways a Mangy Dog is Like Your Website – The Tech Assassin

3 Ways a Mangy Dog is Like Your Website

If you’ve got a dog with a long fur coat, you know you need to wash and brush that dog regularly.

Because if you don’t, then their coat becomes a mangled mess and it’ll be impossible and painful (for you and the dog) to brush out all those knots.

Here are 3 ways your website is exactly like that.

  1. If you keep installing plugins on your website, that’s like your dog running around in the mud. Constantly adding crap to his coat and getting it all knotted up.
  2. If you don’t regularly remove the plugins you don’t use, it’s like not washing and brushing your dog. Eventually you’ll have a “knotted” website and you’ll need to call in a professional to help “wash” and “brush” it. (And that gets more expensive the longer you leave it.)
  3. A mangled messy fur coat is actually dangerous for your dog. Things can live in his coat and make him sick. Your website is exactly the same. The more crap you have in there, the more likely it is for your site to get “sick” and die.

But I understand if you hate “washing and brushing” your website. I’m like that with my dogs. It’s a lot of work and I’m not really good at it. So, instead, I pay a small monthly fee to a mobile groomer to come out and do it for me.

My dogs look, feel and smell great and I don’t have to break a sweat.

That’s why I have retainer packages where me and my team “wash and brush” your website regularly. We even do updates for you like adding content, updating plugins and themes and installing new stuff for you.

All so you can have a website that looks, feels and smells great 😉

So if you’re tired of having a mangy, smelly website, send me an email and ask me about my retainer packages.

 

About the author

Norio De Sousa

I'm a programmer who got tired of other programmers messing up your dreams. So I became an "Assassin For Hire" to save your day, clean up the mess others made, and get it working so you can get paid.


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